This collection of satirewire.com's funniest articles features its fictional magazine "BusinessMonth Weekly" and a piece entitled "What's on Alan Greenspan's Mind?" Some of his thoughts?
(1) Boy, if they only knew I tie interest rates to my cholesterol level . . .
(2) Does "fundamentally antidisinflationary" mean anything? Think not. Might use in next speech . . .
(3) What I could make on Wall Street: $250 million. What I make at Fed: $141,300. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
(4) First wife: Joan Mitchell
Now wife: Andrea Mitchell
Next wife: Joni Mitchell?
(Contributed by Walt Breen)
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